Havaldar Janab Hamne Sarab Se Bhara Truck Pakad Liya Hai

Havaldar: Janab hamne sarab se bhara truck pakad liya hai,
Inspector: Sabas bahut acche…
Havaldar: Aage kya hukum hai janab?
Inspector: Ab ek truck soda aur ek truck namkin ka bhi pakad lo.