Bachcha School Ka Admission Form Bharate Huye

Bachcha school ka admission form bharate huye.... papa mother tongue me kya likhu??

Papa: likh beta, very long and out of control.

Havaldar Janab Hamne Sarab Se Bhara Truck Pakad Liya Hai

Havaldar: Janab hamne sarab se bhara truck pakad liya hai,
Inspector: Sabas bahut acche…
Havaldar: Aage kya hukum hai janab?
Inspector: Ab ek truck soda aur ek truck namkin ka bhi pakad lo.

Insan Mayus Isiliye Hota Hai

Insan mayus isiliye hota hai, kyonki vo rab ko raji karne ke bajaye

logo ko raji karne me laga rehta hai....

Insan yaha bhul jata hai ki.. "Raba raji" to "saba raji"

Wo Mere Bina Khush Hai To Shikayat Kaisi

Wo mere bina khush hai to shikayat kaisi
Ab use khush bhi na dekhu to mohabbat kaisi...

Bhikhari Pinki Se Madam Ek Rupiya De Do

Bhikhari (pinki se): madam ek rupiya de do.

Pinki: sarm nahi ati, itne smart, khubsurat, handsome javan ladke ho aur bhikh mangte ho?

Bhikhari (khus hokar): thik hai to phir ek jhappi hi de do.

Kehte Hai Jaha Aadmi Ko Ek Bar Dhokha Mile Vaha Kabhi Dobara Jana Nahi Chahiye

Kehte hai jaha aadmi ko ek bar dhokha mile vaha kabhi dobara jana nahi chahiye,

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Par kya kare bhai, sasural to jana hi padta hai.

Kisi Shayar Ne Maut Ko Kya Khub Kaha

Kisi shayar ne MAUT ko kya khub kaha:-

Zindagi me do minute koi mere pass na baitha, aaj sab mere pass baithe ro rahe the,

Koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe aur aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the,

Taras gaya mai kisi ke hath se diye vo ek kapde ko,

Aur aaj naye naye kapde odhaye ja rahe the,

Do kadam sath na chalne ko tayar tha koi,

Aur aj kaafila banakar chal rahe the.

Aaj pata chala ki ''MAUT'' etni haseen hoti hai

Kambakht "HUM" to yuhi duniya me jiye ja rahe the!

Hindi Bhi Ajib Bhasa Hai Ghadi Bigad Jaye To Kehte Hai Band Hai

Hindi bhi ajib bhasa hai ghadi bigad jaye to kehte hai – band hai.

Aur ladki bigad jaye to kehte hai-chalu hai

Lagta Hai Hamari Hatheli Me Love Line Hi Nahi

Lagta hai hamari hatheli me love line hi nahi..

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Sala bachpan me jaljira chatate chatate use bhi saf kar gaye...!!!

Ek Bar Mujhe Pucha

Ek bar mujhe pucha

Kya apke toothpaste me namak hai...??

Maine kaha...!

"Nahi mai upar se dal leta hu?...(Svadanusar)"

Pehla Bachcha Kal Maine Rocket Chhoda To Sidha Suraj Se Ja Takaraya

Pehla Bachcha- Kal maine rocket chhoda to sidha suraj se ja takaraya!

Dusra Bachcha- Kya bat kar raha hai? Phir kya hua?

Pehla Bachcha- Phir kya? Meri pitai hui…

Dusra Bachcha– Kisne mara?

Pehla Bachcha– Suraj ki mammi ne… !!!

Pata Nahi Vo Log Kaise Hote Hai Jo Shave Badhane Me Cool Dude Lagte Hai

Pata nahi vo log kaise hote hai jo shave badhane me cool dude lagte hai

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Ham to agar ek haphte bhi shave na banaye to log puchane lagate hai

"yar jail se kab chuta?"

Mandir Pahunche Ladki Aur Ladke Ke Facebook Par Dale Gaye Post Par Comment

Mandir pahunche ladki aur ladke ke facebook par dale gaye post par comment

Ladki- in temple

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Pehla- jay mata di

Dusra- mere liye bhi prasad lekar ana

Tisra- bahut achche

Ladka- in temple

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Pehla- abe vaha bhikh magne baith gaya kya?

Dusra- sale temple run aur temple me fark nahi pata kya?

Tisra- abe kamine, tu vaha bhi pahunch gaya ladkiya dekhne?

Tin Dost Ek Kamre Me Baithe Daru Pi Rahe The

Tin dost ek kamre me baithe daru pi rahe the

Pehla- bhai motorcycle se leh ladakh chalte hai.

Dusra- ha bhai chalte hai, bada maja ayega, masti karenge.

Tisra dost- par yar apne pas to cycle bhi nahi?

Pehla phir bola- kamine, hame pata tha ki tu daru nahi pi raha hai sirf namkin kha raha hai.

Do Dost Bat Kar Rahe The

Do dost bat kar rahe the

Pehla- yar, kal rat mere batharoom me bhut ghus gaya.
Dusra- phir kya hua?
Pehla- phir kya, maine kaha ap hi kar lo, hamara to vaise hi nikal gaya hai.

Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Pas Check Up Karane Gaya

Ek aadmi doctor ke pas check up karane gaya
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Doctor ne kaha apko aaram ki sakht jarurat hai
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Nind ki goli de raha hu bivi ko khila dena

Dost Itne Kamine Hote Hai Ki Jab Bhi Phone Ya

Dost itne kamine hote hai ki jab bhi phone ya

Chat karenge:@

To dost ka hal puche ya na puche magar bhabhi ka hal jarur puchte hai

Chahe dost bhisma pitamah ki tarah sadiyo se hi singal kyo na ho

Bivi Ne Bade Pyar Se Pati Ke Gale Me Bahe Dali Aur Pucha

Bivi ne bade pyar se pati ke gale me bahe dali aur pucha, kaisi lag rahi hu ji?

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Pati: Jaise bhagavan sankar ke gale me nagin lipti ho.

Agar Mujhe Mil Jati Mere Sapno Ki Sahajadi

Agar mujhe mil jati mere sapno ki sahajadi
Navaj sarif ki beti se ho jati meri sadi

Kasmir samasya ka ho jata samadhan
Aur dahej me le ata mai pakistana

Ek Ladki Jyotishi Ke Pas Gayi

Ek ladki jyotishi ke pas gayi

Ladki: baba mere do premi hai

Meri shadi kisse hogi?

Kaun hoga wo kismat wala?

Jyotishi: pehle wale se teri shadi hogi aur dusra kismat wala kahlayega

Judge Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai

Judge: tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka hai kal tumhe fansi par chadaya jayega

Pappu Sunar: vo to thik hai lekin utara kab jayega? dukan bhi to kholni hai, dhandha vaise hi manda chal raha hai

Pyar To Usse Usi Din Ho Gaya Tha

Pyar to usse usi din ho gaya tha...

jab 15 august ko hamari school me reli nikal rahi thi aur wo chillakar boli ki

"sir...! ye chhora hath pakad ke nahi chal raha hai"

Ek Aadmi Rat Ko Ek Gali Ke Samne Khada Tha

Ek aadmi rat ko ek gali ke samne khada tha

"kaun ho? "vaha se gujarate huye chokidar ne kadakkar pucha

"sher sinh"

bap ka naam?

"shamsher sinh"

kaha rehte ho?

"shero wali gali mein"

yaha kyun khade ho?

"kaise javu kutta bhonk raha hai"

Teesri Class Ka Bachcha Teacher Se

Teesri class ka bachcha(Teacher Se): Madam mein aapko kaisa lag raha hoon?
Madam: So sweet
Bachcha: To mein apne mummy papa ko kab bheju aapke ghar?
Madam: Kyon?
Bachcha: Bat aage badhane ke liye.....!
Madam: Yeh kya bakwas hai?
Bachcha: Tuition ke liye.....!
Kya madam aap bhi na...kasam se WhatsApp padh padh kar bigad gayi ho.......