Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Bachcha School Ka Admission Form Bharate Huye

Bachcha school ka admission form bharate huye.... papa mother tongue me kya likhu??

Papa: likh beta, very long and out of control.

Havaldar Janab Hamne Sarab Se Bhara Truck Pakad Liya Hai

Havaldar: Janab hamne sarab se bhara truck pakad liya hai,
Inspector: Sabas bahut acche…
Havaldar: Aage kya hukum hai janab?
Inspector: Ab ek truck soda aur ek truck namkin ka bhi pakad lo.

Insan Mayus Isiliye Hota Hai

Insan mayus isiliye hota hai, kyonki vo rab ko raji karne ke bajaye
logo ko raji karne me laga rehta hai....

Insan yaha bhul jata hai ki.. "Raba raji" to "saba raji"

Wo Mere Bina Khush Hai To Shikayat Kaisi

Wo mere bina khush hai to shikayat kaisi
Ab use khush bhi na dekhu to mohabbat kaisi...

Monday, August 17, 2015

Bhikhari Pinki Se Madam Ek Rupiya De Do

Bhikhari (pinki se): madam ek rupiya de do.
Pinki: sarm nahi ati, itne smart, khubsurat, handsome javan ladke ho aur bhikh mangte ho?
Bhikhari (khus hokar): thik hai to phir ek jhappi hi de do.

Kehte Hai Jaha Aadmi Ko Ek Bar Dhokha Mile Vaha Kabhi Dobara Jana Nahi Chahiye

Kehte hai jaha aadmi ko ek bar dhokha mile vaha kabhi dobara jana nahi chahiye,
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Par kya kare bhai, sasural to jana hi padta hai.

Kisi Shayar Ne Maut Ko Kya Khub Kaha

Kisi shayar ne MAUT ko kya khub kaha:-
Zindagi me do minute koi mere pass na baitha, aaj sab mere pass baithe ro rahe the,
Koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe aur aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the,
Taras gaya mai kisi ke hath se diye vo ek kapde ko,
Aur aaj naye naye kapde odhaye ja rahe the,
Do kadam sath na chalne ko tayar tha koi,
Aur aj kaafila banakar chal rahe the.
Aaj pata chala ki ''MAUT'' etni haseen hoti hai
Kambakht "HUM" to yuhi duniya me jiye ja rahe the!